They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.! Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder…Let me explain, tell me if this isn’t familiar:
I decide to work on a new song! I start toward the JamminStation and notice the mail on the table. Ok, I’m going to work on a new song. But first I’m going to go through the mail. I lay my pic and capo down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trashcan is full. Ok, I’ll just put the bills on my desk and take the trashcan out, but since I’m going to be near the mailbox anyway, I’ll pay these few bills first. Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there’s only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk. Oh, there’s the bottle of water I was drinking. I’m going to look for those checks. But first, my water is warm, oh, maybe I’ll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while. Read More
